"I’m your… best…"
"Man."
"…friend?"

SPOOKY ASKS
  • Vampire:Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
  • Werewolf:If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
  • Witch:If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
  • Ghost:Do you have any regrets?
  • Frankenstein:Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
  • Mummy:If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
  • Zombie:Do you miss anyone right now?
  • Faerie:If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
  • Nymph:What are you like when you’re by yourself?
  • Mermaid:How far would you go to keep the one you love?
  • Shapeshifter:What would you change about yourself?
  • Banshee:If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
  • Siren:If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
  • Genie:If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
  • Fury:What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
  • Incubus:What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
  • Succubus:What’s one thing you can’t live without?
  • thatprocrastinatingjean:

    when you draw a good hand

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    when you draw TWO good hands

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    flirtytwink:

    I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism

    (Source: jonasbruhs)

    andrewgiggles:

    cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

    (Source: batmanglijs)

    (Source: yumyummyyums)

    felixdawkins:

    The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.

    I don’t care.

    dramatisecho:

    JOHN: She’s in America.
    SHERLOCK: America?
    JOHN: Mmm-hmm. Got herself on a witness protection scheme, apparently. Dunno how she swung it, but, er, well, you know.
    SHERLOCK: I know what?
    JOHN: Well, you won’t be able to see her again.
    SHERLOCK: Why would I want to see her again?

    (Source: tiaraless)

    bloodydeath11:

    gongchantv:

    do you ever see spoilers for a show you don’t watch anymore and just 

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    thelittletimelady:

    RTD Era Meme: [2/8] Scenes

    "I thought you’d died. I waited for you, you didn’t come back and I thought you must have died.”